dumb question

counter sign says that all price cost one buck.
moose:how much does all this item cost?
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moose said," does anybody know the emergency number for 9-1-1?"
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moose little sister said," today, im 10 years old."

moose replied,"duh, congratulation, how old are you now?"
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cant think of other things now .